RFC: HTTP status 462 (Out For Lunch)

Independent Submission                                   Marko Oikarinen
Request for Comments: 79O6                                     Sysart Oy
Category: Informational                                     1 April 2016 

   The Hypertext Transfer Protocol Status Code 462 (Out For Lunch)


   This document specifies a Hypertext Transfer Protocol (HTTP) status
   code for use when a human-backed server resource is unavailable as a
   consequence of said human participating in a process of consuming
   nutritional substances.

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   Copyright (c) 2016 The persons identified as the document authors.  
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Table of Contents

   1. Introduction  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   2
   2. Requirements  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   2
   3. 462 Out For Lunch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   3
   4. Security Considerations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   4
   5. International Considerations  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   5
   6. References  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   6
   7. Appendix A. Acknowledgements .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   6
   8. Author's Address  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   6

1. Introduction

   This document specifies a Hypertext Transfer Protocol (HTTP) status
   code for use when a server operation internally utilizes a resource
   implemented in flesh and bone and said resource is currently having
   lunch or is in a post-lunch RESTful state, therefore unable to 
   provide the required resource, thus forcing the server to deny 
   access to the resource or to a set of resources which includes the
   requested resource.

   This status code can be used to provide transparency in circumstances
   where service availability may affect client operations. This
   transparency may be beneficial to end users.

2.  Requirements

   The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT",
   "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "APRIL", "FOOL", and "DESSERT" in this
   document are to be interpreted as described in [RFC2119]. 

3. 462 Out For Lunch

   This status code indicates that the server is denying access to the
   resource as a consequence of a required human dependency having
   lunch. This status code is not to be confused with status code 
   "461 Out To Lunch" which has to do with server behavior under the 
   influence of cosmic rays when financial considerations have made the
   administrator decide against investing in error-correcting (ECC)
   server random access memory. 

   A human backed resource may be manifested in ways including but not
   limited to: a senior dead-tree archive manager, a microfilm squinter,
   an adidas conveyor, a ticket pusher or a ticket dodger or a
   Just-In-Time (JIT) backend feature developer.

4. Security Considerations

   Server resources addressed with the "coffee:" URI scheme as specified
   in RFC2324 MUST NOT return status code 462, as a HTCPCP/1.0 (Hyper
   Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol) device is expected to be autonomous
   and not utilize humans in its implementation. Such HTTP responses are
   to be considered potentially malicious.

   Clients cannot rely upon the use of the 462 status code. It is
   possible that certain resources utilized by the server might wish to
   avoid transparency, and not disclose that they have left the premises
   in order to dine at the local gentlemen's club.

5. International Considerations

   The use of the 462 status code implies temporary unavailability of
   the resource named in the request. It is expected that a later
   request for the resource may succeed if the resource has recovered
   from the digestive condition.

   When an attempt to access a resource fails with status 462, it is to
   be expected that the recovery time of the server is highly locale
   dependent. In a worst case scenario the situation might involve a six
   course meal with DESSERT and a post-nourishment RESTful period also
   known as a siesta.

6. References

6.1. Normative References

   [RFC2119]  Bradner, S., "Key words for use in RFCs to Indicate
              Requirement Levels", BCP 14, RFC 2119,
              DOI 10.17487/RFC2119, March 1997,

   [RFC2324]  L. Masinter, "Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
              (HTCPCP/1.0)", RFC 2324,  1 April 1998,

7. Appendix A.  Acknowledgements

   This document was inspired by RFC 7725 by Tim Bray and borrows some 
   phrases from it with minor adaptations.

8. Author's Address  

   Marko Oikarinen
   Twitter: @whoman4says
   Blog: https://scribblelayer.com/
   Employer: http://sysart.fi/

Enterprise DevOps

I type the program arguments into an Excel sheet. I write a short description of what I am trying to accomplish. I send the description and the Excel sheet to a person that has access rights to the ticketing system. Repeat three times. The next day she reads my emails and submits the three tickets.

The three tickets get assigned to three persons in a country where work used to be cheaper than here. They type the program arguments from the Excel sheet into the scripts that will run the programs. They mark the tickets resolved. Corporate metrics show exemplary ticket handling response times.

Next week another ticket gets resolved and a tester gets access rights to the system. She runs a test case for my use case. It doesn’t work. I request access to the log files from the server admin. Next day I have the logs and find out that the second script failed to trigger the third script due to file access rights. No problem, that is easy to fix.

I write a short description of what I am trying to accomplish. I send the description with an Excel sheet to a person that has access rights to the ticketing system. I realize that this is state of the art in Enterprise DevOps in 2016.

Scribble Layer – beyond the model

In the fall of 2010 we at Sysart organized a small conference at Helsinki and Oulu. Daniel Wellner and I did our presentation on how to keep the domain model unambiguous. Jimmy Nilsson was the featured guest and talked about building a domain model.

In his presentation Jimmy said something that caught my ear: “The user should be able to save invalid data“. The concept is explained in chapter 7 of his book Applying Domain-Driven Design and Patterns. The book says: “All States, Even When in Error, Should be Savable”. The idea is simple but not widely applied – when a user cannot complete all the required information the application should still allow saving the partial work he or she has done.

The concept stuck in my mind. Every now and then a situation comes up where this idea seems to fit. Think of a doctor entering a diagnosis into a patient care application. A diagnosis entry form might contain a dozen fields. It would seem useful that the doctor could enter just the most important data while with the patient, save the entry and complete it later. But applications tend to be too eager and demand everything to be completely valid on first save.

Then I stumbled upon StaffPad. StaffPad is an application for writing music. Writing music. Not typing, not mousing around. Writing music the old-fashioned way, with a pen. As a songwriter I was immediately intrigued. Could this application make notating random ideas into a computer feasible for me? I always preferred pen and paper because I disliked the input methods in all the music applications I tried.



The pen works really well for entering notes, rests and other symbols. But what happens when StaffPad does not recognise your writing? It applies Jimmy’s advice and saves the unrecognized strokes as part of the page. If you print the score, the mystery symbols are not discarded, they get printed too. A human can read and play the scribbles assuming your handwriting is legible. The only thing StaffPad cannot do is play the notes because the meaning of the unrecognized strokes is a mystery to the application.

This is good, but StaffPad takes it a step further. Sometimes the user wants to express something that can not be codified in the domain model. Western musical notation has a huge amount of symbols and it is not feasible to implement all of them in an application. StaffPad has a clever way around this problem: an extra layer (think Photoshop layers) on top of the notation where you can draw whatever you like. A scribble layer. You can jot down obscure electric guitar performance symbols or draw a picture of your favorite game character. The layer is domain-aware – it intelligently attaches to bars, and is formatted into each musicians parts on printouts.


Is this idea of a separate unstructured layer placed on top of the model presentation useful in other applications? I sure would like to annotate source code with small drawings in my IDE and have them follow the source anywhere it goes. Do you know applications that implement a similar idea?



Samplitude on a tablet – part II

This is part two in the adventure where I’m experimenting with using my DAW on a tablet with only a touch interface. See here for part one: Samplitude on a tablet – part I

I believe I have found the most productive combination of toolbar buttons. I have also updated the Thinkpad tablet to Windows 10 and everything still works smoothly.


This is the set of toolbar buttons I settled on. These actions are optimized for recording and arranging song ideas, not mixing. There are 18 buttons:

  • toggle drawmode – shows/hides track control panes
  • show/hide track editor – edit a single tracks properties, access to plugins
  • show/hide mixer
  • group objects
  • ungroup objects
  • toggle snap
  • undo
  • split object
  • remove range
  • zoom=10s
  • zoom=60s
  • lock all audio – Prevents accidental moving of objects. With a keyboard I use shortcuts to toggle the Lock/Unlock  state of individual objects. With touch it is easier to have a single global lock.
  • cut – Normally I ctrl+drag objects to copy them but cut/copy/paste works better with touch.
  • copy
  • paste
  • toggle metronome
  • rec
  • play/stop

The Windows task bar is back at the bottom of the screen and hidden. Swiping up from the bottom shows the task bar and gives access to the touch keyboard.

If you use multiple time signatures like I often do, I recommend setting the project time signature to 1/4 or 1/8 and NOT adding any signature changes. This makes it easier to move song sections and parts around.

Samplitude on a tablet

Samplitude Pro X2 was recently on sale for a ridiculously low price so I decided to grab a second copy. My studio DAW has Samplitude tied to a dongle for historical reasons so it was nice to get a dongle-free license for mobile use.

So… I’m wondering if Samplitude would be usable on a Windows tablet? I don’t like using a computer for songwriting and demoing, there is enough mousing and typing during the day already. Could a tablet provide a more organic and fun experience somewhat like a 4-track cassette portastudio back in the day?

Inspired by surfaceproaudio.com I decided to try it. I’ve installed Samplitude Pro X2 and ASIO4ALL on a Thinkpad Helix tablet and I’m in the middle of figuring out the workflow and settings that make this possible. Touch only – no keyboard and no mouse! This is a work in progress but so far things look very promising!

Sam Pro X2 tablet

To maximize the space for manipulating audio, I have removed all the visual elements that are not absolutely essential. The Windows 8.1 task bar I’ve moved to the left side of the screen to free some vertical space. The onscreen keyboard is accessible from the task bar all the time. Naming tracks and saving files still requires some typing. I’m trying to fit the frequently used actions on a single toolbar so I’ve removed the toolbar at the bottom. Samplitude has a Big Toolbar option which makes the icons just the right size for touch.

The toolbars can be customized to contain exactly the buttons you need. There is a default palette of commonly used toolbar actions. In addition, any action that can be found in the menus can be added to the toolbar with the custom button. This kind of customization is essential for usability in any software.

Sam toolbar custom action

The arrangement (VIP) window supports touch gestures. I can scroll the timeline, pinch-zoom, marquee-select objects, select a range, move the play cursor – all without buttons.

There are some essential actions still missing from my toolbar. I can select and split objects but have no way to delete or mute them… doh! I guess I’ll remove the zoom and navigation buttons to make room for those.

Garbage in – default out?

We were freshly into production with this system that had a lot of moving parts. The whole system consisted of several big monolithic applications and half a dozen newer microservice-style services integrated into a “living organism”.

A user was not getting the results she expected. We investigated the problem and found out that a service we were calling was not returning some of the data we were interested in. In particular, data older than three months was not seen by us. A support person for the service said: ‘you should use wide search if you want to see the older items’. But wait – we were using wide search, always had been!

I double-checked the code and sure enough, it did say widesearch=”true”. Strange. So I blew the dust off the API spec and found this: widesearch=”1|0”. Yikes, the value should be a number! And I had coded this, totally my bad. I guess I’ve grown too used to using true and false for boolean values in XML. We were a month into production when we found out we were not using wide search. Never had been!  

Why did we not get an error when we called the service with bad parameters? 1 and 0 look like numbers to me, but the service had been happily accepting the string “true” all along. I decided to run a little experiment against the service in the test environment:

<request key="..." widesearch=”anything goes?” />
<response>OK ...valid search results...</response>. 

Okay, so it seems there is no validation of the parameter whatsoever. The code probably reads something like this:

if("1".equals(request.attr("widesearch")) ...

Why did we not find this bug during testing? This integration point was hammered a lot because during the project there were a lot of version updates on both sides of the API fence. Before going into production, the integration was in use for at least half a year in the testing environment. Somehow we just managed to not hit the three-month limit. For us ‘widesearch’ was just a mandatory constant we had to set in the API, not a thing that would be interesting to test.

Now, imagine that the service actually checked that the parameters in the API call have correct data types. We would have found our bug on day one of testing. Actually earlier – the first time we tried to call the test service. Silently choosing a default when the input is garbage does a big disservice to making the whole system robust.

When computers talk to computers it is better to be strict in the protocol. Problems get flushed out way quicker.

Large systems… designed?!?

In his excellent talk on DDD & Microservices Eric Evans had a slide that said “Not all of a large system will be well designed”. Yes, that does match my experience with software systems very well. However, I originally misread the sentence as “Not all large systems will be designed”. I think the misread version sounds true too. I can certainly state with confidence that “not all large systems were designed”. That is because they just happened 🙂

Stackoverflow.com is great but … always RTFM

Back in the good (?!?) old days of C++ and WinAPI … I was reviewing this bit of code. There was a Windows API call to some registry manipulation function. The next line was an identical call to the exact same function with the exact same parameters and a comment /*this must be here*/. Whaaat?

A quick peek to the MSDN documentation and it was immediately obvious: “oh, he’s disregarding the out-parameter and the return value”. The developer had not read the documentation and therefore did not understand how the API worked.

This was the day I realized not all developers read the documentation of the libraries and tools they use. Sometimes people just fiddle with it until it works… or at least seems to work. Since then I’ve encountered lots of examples of hack-it-until-it-obeys gone wrong. Sometimes you see very strange and unnecessarily complex log4j or log4net configuration files due to the writer not understanding the logger hierarchy and how appenders relate to it.

When I use a tool that is new to me, I like to try to get my mental model aligned with the tool developers. Usually you can get the big picture by reading just the introductory chapters of the manual.

Libraries can also hide nasty surprises buried deep in the documentation. Like this bit from the jQuery css()-method:

“When a number is passed as the value, jQuery will convert it to a string and add px to the end of that string.”

Except, it is not really buried very deep. It is the third paragraph in the method description. I do not tend to read API documentation front to back like a book but anytime I use a method I have not used before, I like to see what the API developers had to say about it.

Browsing the documentation can also give you positive surprises. Fast forward to the land of C# in 2015. I was reviewing some ASP.NET MVC code together with the team member who wrote it. It looked alright to me. The code was using System.Web.Mvc.OutputCacheAttribute.

[OutputCache(Duration = 8*3600)] /* 8 hours */
public ActionResult GetCoolStuff() { … }

I said: “Looks OK to me… … … BTW, have you used this cache thing before? Have you read the API docs?”
“err… no.”
“Well, let’s go see if we find anything useful.”

No need to wade through all the methods & properties, ‘remarks’ is where the important stuff is. In this case we found this sentence: “To avoid code duplication, you can set a cache profile in the Web.config file instead of setting cache values individually in pages.” Hey, if we use that we can change the cache invalidation time on the fly.

[OutputCache(CacheProfile = "CoolStuffOutputCache")]
public ActionResult GetCoolStuff() { … }

It took us all of 2 minutes to browse to MSDN and read the remarks section of the OutputCache class. We gained the ability to change the cache settings on the fly. The original version would have needed a recompile if we wanted to change the cache invalidation time.

Known your tools. Stackoverflow is awesome but to really know your way around you must Read The Fine Manual.

rdnzl UltraRes Bass cabs – part II


Here is a bunch of bass cabinet impulse responses (IR) I created. An impulse response is a measurement that can capture the response of an audio device. You run a stimulus signal through the device, record the output and give the stimulus plus the recording to a program that calculates the impulse response. The impulse response can then be loaded to a DSP processor (an audio plugin or a hardware device) and it will emulate the behavior of the original device. An impulse response does not capture everything, it is limited to the linear time-invariant behavior. In practice this works very well for emulating speaker cabinets.

This package contains WAV files for use in any IR software plus *.ir and *.syx files for use with the Axe FX II hardware processor.

Download here:  rdnzl Bass cabs April 2014.zip

This cab pack extends the previous pack from February with the Mesa 2×10 cab and has more mic positions. Every cab & mic that was in the previous pack should be included here. There may be slight differences because the IR:s were shot with different AD-converters and software.


  • Antelope Orion

Mic preamps

  • Avedis MA5
  • Grace Design M501

IR capture

  • Voxengo Deconvolver


  • Matrix GT1000FX 1U


  • C414 = AKG C414ULS, cardioid pattern
  • M88 = Beyerdynamic M88TG
  • D112 = AKG D112
  • MM1 = Beyerdynamic MM1 flat measurement mic

Cab naming

  • “EBS 4×10” = EBS ProLine 410
  • “MB 2×10″ = Mesa/Boogie 2×10” RoadReady EV
  • “MB 2×15″ = Mesa/Boogie 2×15” RoadReady EV
  • “+tweeter” = tweeter on
  • “tweeter” = tweeter only

Mic distance

  • <not specified> = as close as the D112 will go without touching the grill of the Mesa cab. This gives a speaker cone->mic capsule distance of about 8cm.
  • “+1ft” = roughly one foot

File folders

  • ir/ raw *.ir files for cab mixing in Fractal Audio CabLab >=2.0
  • ultrares/ *.syx files for Axe Fx II
  • ultrares XL/ *.syx files for Axe Fx II XL
  • wav/ full length WAV files for DAW use etc.



UltraRes Bass cabs for Axe FX II


Here is a bunch of bass cabinet impulse responses (IR) that I created. An impulse response is a measurement that can capture the response of an audio device. You run a stimulus signal through the device, record the output and give the stimulus plus the recording to a program that calculates the impulse response. The impulse response can then be loaded to a DSP processor (an audio plugin or a hardware device) and it will emulate the behavior of the original device. An impulse response does not capture everything, it is limited to the linear time-invariant behavior. In practice this works very well for emulating speaker cabinets.

These IRs are for use in the Axe FX II hardware processor. There is an updated pack that also contains WAV files for use in any software that handles IRs.

Download zip file here: rdnzl-bass-cabs-20140209.zip

IR capture / AD / DA: Axe FX II
Poweramp: Matrix GT1000FX 1U

  • C414 = AKG C414ULS, cardioid pattern
  • M88 = Beyerdynamic M88TG
  • D112 = AKG D112
  • MM1 = Beyerdynamic MM1 measurement mic

Batch 1: Mics at center of the cone
Mic distance: as close as the D112 will go without touching the grill of the Mesa cab. This gives a speaker cone->mic capsule distance of about 8cm.
All mics phase-aligned by ear using noise.

Mesa/Boogie 2×15″ RoadReady EV
C414 MA5 #22 rdnzl MB2x15 C414
M88 MA5 #23 rdnzl MB2x15 M88
D112 Grace #28 rdnzl MB2x15 D112
MM1 Grace #29 rdnzl MB2x15 MM1

EBS ProLine 410
D112 Grace #24 rdnzl EBS4x10 D112
MM1 Grace #25 rdnzl EBS4x10 MM1
C414 MA5 #26 rdnzl EBS4x10 C414
M88 MA5 #27 rdnzl EBS4x10 M88

Edit: Zip file updated 9 Feb 2014: “rdnzl EBS4x10 C414 fixed” replaces the earlier version “rdnzl EBS4x10 C414”. On the original IR the mic highpass filter was accidentally left in the 150Hz position. Oops. Not good for bass 🙂